Steel Cleats
Did the shoe thrower work alone? Rumors of Al Qaida links and shoes of mass destruction?? Secret Service…..?
…investigating covert shoe-throwing training camp in rugged peaks of Afghanistan!? Complete with precision target practice and dunk tanks for prime ministers at adjoining podiums?
Rumors of plans by “Alden Qaida” to obtain shoes of mass destruction… Now developing cleats and even – God forbid – steel-toed work boots!?
How can this heinous plot be derailed??
Edit: grenades are made by US manufacturers.
I saw on Fox News that Al queda had detailed plans from several designers, and determined that Steve Madden were the most aerodynamic shoe but due to the Department of Homeland Securities unending vigilance all they could get were Deer Stags from KMart. Probably saved W’s life.